Some sterling examples:
12)If a girl tells you she likes you as a friend she means 'I will never ever under any circumstances touch, look at, or think about your penis.’
22)No matter how long you have known a girl or how comfortable you are with her tampons are NEVER an acceptable birthday present.
31)Women don't want you to fix their problems. They just want you to give them some of your money and they will fix things themselves.
34)Any man can give a woman an orgasm with his mouth. All he has to do is say the following: "Buy whatever you want no matter what it costs honey, it's on me."