Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
That’s my life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes, three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact: He’s really pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact: My gay-dar needs a serious tune-up.
The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with her.
So I had to go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact: I’m a likely candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past year has been my hand.
Fact: She’s going to hate me if I come clean now.
Fact: I’m not giving up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that loves her.
The me that would never do her wrong.
Until then, I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then, I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
Praise for CLAM JAM:
"This story will draw you in, wrap you up like a warm comfortable blanket and have you longing for more long after the last page is turned."—Lina's Book Reviews
"I loved loved this book. Comedy, romance wrapped up in one perfectly written book."—2 Girls Who Love Books
"Ever find yourself doing anything you could to land the man/woman of your dreams? Ry backs himself into a hysterical corner in this romantic comedy. From start to finish, I found myself rooting for him, white lies and all...."—Kata Cuic, author of the Moving the Chains series
"With the perfect balance of sweet, sexy, and silly, Clam Jam is the total package. RC Boldt delivers on another great book that will have you clamming...er...clamoring for more!"—Author Hazel James