The only reason I didn't give this book a 1/2 star is because it's not an option when picking the rating. I'm not one who usually jumps on reviewer chatboards to tell people how I feel, but I'm a big Van Halen fan, and was really excited to read this book, and was dissapointed to the point where I felt the need to warn the Van Halen fans of the world. If you're looking for a kick a** biography on this band...keep looking. It might not ever come, but not having anything at all is better than wasting your time and money on this bloated, 400 page turd.
The writing in this book is juvenile to the point of insulting. I don't mind coversational writing styles if it is done well, but it's like this author had only 5 different phrases to choose from in order to describe events in this book. When the term to describe Gary Cherone "...he can sing his d**k off!" appears twice within a couple pages, you have to wonder if the publisher of this book even has an editor on staff.
And ok, I get it, when the first Van Halen album was released in 1978 it ushered in a whole new era in rock music and single handledly reinvented the electric guitar. If I didn't know that the first time you said it, I sure as h*ll knew it by the fifth time I read it.
No interviews with the band members, no classic photos of the band, and I'm not even sure the facts I was given in the book were accurate. When the author uses the terms "I'm pretty sure..." and "I'm guessing..." on multiple occassions, it kinda feels like I'm being told stories by the old stoner guys back home who saw Van Halen in concert back in '81.
The history of the band feels like it was investigated using old Guitar World magazines, and classic video footage from MTV News. The discography section is redundant, and self-serving.
And the chapter entitled "Too Many Notes" should have been scrapped before publishing...again, where's the editor? Who cares if "Eruption" had 850 notes, and "Voodoo Chile" had 1000 notes?!! The only saving grace is the tribute section at the end. But even then, it only takes the first 20 or so "Eddie Van Halen is the best of all times" to get the point.
Van Halen fans, I know we haven't had much to cheer about in the last few years but stay strong, avoid this book, throw on your greatest hits CD and keep hoping for the "real" reunion tour sometime soon!!