FAIRY SWATTER
Fairies. They're all very well with their gossamer
wings, flitting airily without a care leaving
a trail of magical dust in their wake and the hint of strange
and magical melodies.
But the Pink Cat is often irked by these pompous
little sprites buzzing around without so much as a
by-your-leave. They eat as much cake
as they like and stay all skinny and don't get spots.
They're always laughing and gay and carefree.
It's enough to make one sick.
Now YOU can get your revenge on these ghastly
little imps with the Fairy Swatter. A 48cm/19"
long flexible bat with just the right amount of spring in it to skoosh
the horrid self-obsessed "fair folk" in a glorious splat.
Comes with 5 splattered fairy remains. Also works well
on gnomes, elfs and more common pests
like flies and wasps.
DO NOT USE ON WYVERNS OR BASILISKS! The results could be nasty.