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Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners: Wit, Wisdom and Weirdness! (English Edition) [Kindle Edition]

Ricky Gravitas

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There is a time and place for every joke.
Just as there is a time and place for every person.
Even if that person is a waste of time and space.

At our last 25 year school reunion, I was speaking to a beautiful, blonde girl who had always been one of the “in” crowd at school. She had married rich, which was also my ambition in life, and had practiced being shallow in many areas of expertise. Making small talk, I said to her, “It’s amazing how time passes, eh?”

Beautiful blonde brushed back a strand of shining hair from her forehead, screwed up her nose in the most cute fashion, a fashion that, to quote a great writer, would have made a Bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window, and replied to me seriously, “I know exactly what you mean. One minute it is, like, three o’clock and before you know it, it is, like four o’clock.”

God I loved that girl.

The only things that kept us apart were:

I am not good looking.
I am not rich.

Knowing when to pull out a joke – and, more importantly, when not to, makes all the difference between bringing the house down and bringing the house down on you.

For example: I was working in a Human Resources department for a large multi-national and the HR Manager was bemoaning how she had to weed through so many applications for the one position. I helpfully pointed out that my method was to split the applications into two piles and then throw one of the piles in the bin, as I didn’t want to work with unlucky people anyway.

I thought it was funny.

Oddly enough, I no longer work in HR.

There are millions of jokes out there. Not all of them people. But all of those jokes are just waiting for the perfect time to be told. Read the following jokes and laugh. At some time in the near future you will find that life presents to you exactly the right moment to throw one out there.

Laughter is good. You should laugh as much as possible every day. If you can bring laughter into the lives of others, you will be sought out and make friends easily. And remember, women always say they love a guy who can make them laugh.

Or is good looking and rich.

I can respect that.


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5.0 von 5 Sternen WONDERFUL 29. Dezember 2012
Von Brian Mejia - Veröffentlicht auf
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A quick read, but worth it. I do not regret getting this book. Good joke books are hard to come by.
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4.0 von 5 Sternen Curious? 12. Oktober 2012
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I agree with the other reviewers, and think the "man dressed as an egg" joke is one of the best I've seen in a while. (After some jokes, the author adds a thought or two in parenthesis. Sometimes those are funny in their own right. The added comment on this one is funny, too.) I dare you to read this joke and then claim it's not all it's cracked up to be. ;)

Another good one describes defines the opposite of "imagination." And the one about "Curiosity" landing on Mars made me chuckle.

Both High-brow and low-brow humor are included. The book needs a little editing, but the errors aren't very distracting. And a few less ads would have increased the quality of the book. But I recommend that you spend a few minutes reading it. Between the ones that make you groan, one just might put a smile on your face. Personally, I think the funny ones are so funny that it's worth reading the ones that make you groan to get to read the ones that make you laugh. : D
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4.0 von 5 Sternen It's actually funny... 11. Oktober 2012
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I didn't think it would be. The first 2/3s is funnier than the last 1/3, but even the last third of this book is amusing. There are a few pictures in the book - internet memes you may well have seen before. One joke was repeated in the last 1/3 (and told better in it's first iteration) and there was one joke I didn't laugh at - whether the joke failed or I did, I can't say.

Some of the jokes aren't going to stand the test of time - tied to current events that are already fading memories, but the majority of them pass the guffaw test. For a book with such a long title, "Stupid Jokes, Short Funny Jokes and Funny One Liners (Jokes for all Occasions)" is fairly short and a quick read. It's a funny, quick read though, and worth three bucks even if you never open it again.

I'm with the reviewer who picked the Man in the Egg Suit as her favorite from the book. That one cracked me up too...
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5.0 von 5 Sternen Did you hear the one about the Bubble Wrap? No? 10. Oktober 2012
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Okay, I'll admit it to the world! On the very FIRST joke, I laughed right out loud! How hysterical! It was a blonde joke and I'm blonde, so I can laugh all I want to! : ) Laughter IS good and I love the line in this book "And remember, woman always say they love a guy who can make them laugh!" And you know what? It is TRUE!

P.S. One of my favorite jokes in this book is "A man dressed as an egg...." Plus - The one about the bubble wrap in the corner! Ha! I'm still laughing about that one! This is priceless! And so is having a good belly laugh! or two, or three! You have to read this! Love it!
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4.0 von 5 Sternen Cool jokes 28. Dezember 2012
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This book made me laugh sometimes but not all the time because some I did not get but other than that it is a great book
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