I'm a writer and stand-up comedian living in Sydney, Australia. My main genres are fantasy and children’s books, though I've started self publishing stuff too crazy for traditional publishers. I also write plays, and for television. I was named after the family cat. I like croissants a lot. Perhaps too much. For my blog, comedy clips and other nonsense, visit sambowring.com. I've designed a hilariously insane card game - find it at madhouseink.com.