Hark, all hail Eris, the goddess of disorder. These 5 **pieces have changed my life, and you too can be saved! Read Principia Discordia or How I found goddess and what I did to her when I found her, and I will personally give you 75 pounds of flax and five dollars if you meet the requirements to join the Discordian society. These **documents develop the ways of Erism and Anerism, and the sacred Chao. It is the great religion which will prevail when all others fail. In these **documents, you'll see what it is to be a Discordian, you'll find the way of to perfect your pineal gland and use your Holy name to look important. After discovering these items, you too can become a pope. If you are interested in philosophy, magic, theology, antropy or Discordia, these **documents are for you. With these *5 paragraphs, you should see that these **documents are what will save you. I can personally guarantee that unless you are blessed by the god of literacy, the god of illiteracy will bless you in reading these **documents. If you cannot understand this review you should not read these **documents. I must warn you, if you are completely sane and have an average intelligence you will not understand these documents, unless you wish to.
*Although there are 5 paragraphs, if you have not read Principia Discordia, you may only see three.
**Principia Discordia is not a book, so documents and peices are what I used to describe it.