Synopsis
Citizens! Threats to our Freedom and Security are everywhere! Commies! Traitors! Terrorists! Mutants! [Insert Noun Here]! In light of the terrible new threat posed by [Insert Noun Here], Your Friend, The Computer has authorised the establishment of a new elite Service Group, the Department of Complex Security, to be overseen by a [Insert Noun Here] Special Co-Ordinator. This new Service Group will be above and beyond existing groups, and hold supreme authority to deal with the constant threat of [Insert Noun Here]. In order to ensure the rapid deployment of this new Group, troubleshooters will be drafted to fight on the front lines against [Insert Noun Here]. Are you ready to battle [Insert Noun Here]? Are you ready to enjoy privileges and benefits far in excess of any other department? The battle against [Insert Noun Here] will be a long one, requiring sacrifices by every citizen - but with your help, future clone-generations will enjoy an Alpha Complex delivered from the threat of [Insert Noun Here]! The "War on [Insert Noun Here]" starts today!